Category Archives: The Beautiful Game

Awkward Situations

I should’ve been a Catholic. I feel an insane amount of guilt on a daily basis. For everything I do. Good or bad. I was the kid at school who would feel responsible for switching on the fire alarm when I was … Continue reading

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Singing from the Same Hymn Sheet

Mood: horny Style: mid-week pub casual: ra-ra mini skirt, KHBs, casual vest Listening to: Tottenham thumping FC Twente 4-1 on Sky What’s on? Tottenham Hotspur vs FC Twente – 7:45pm, The Apple Tree Recently, I’ve been getting a wee bit … Continue reading

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Head Massages, Football Tops and Engagement Rings

Mood: Calm Style: Vibrant, colourful Listening to: I think it’s the Bee Gees (on the radio, I hasten to add – they DO NOT feature on my mp3 player) What’s on today: 12pm: Haircut; 2pm: Mr P’s football match; 8pm: Out for drinks … Continue reading

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