Random Work Irritations #8

Mr P and I went to see Best Coast in Liverpool last month. When I booked the time off work, the darling racist KKK enquired as to where we were going.

ME: Liverpool.

KKK: (curling lip in distaste) Urgh. Dreadful place. I don’t envy you.

ME: Oh, have you been?

KKK: No.

Another brilliant bit of misplaced, uneducated snobbery from my favourite colleague.

When I returned, she asked me how it was.

ME: Really nice actually, especially around the docks.

KKK: (disbelieving) Humph.

ME: You do know it was the City of Culture a few years ago?

KKK: Humph.

Obviously not.

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