Mr P and I went to see Best Coast in Liverpool last month. When I booked the time off work, the darling racist KKK enquired as to where we were going.
ME: Liverpool.
KKK: (curling lip in distaste) Urgh. Dreadful place. I don’t envy you.
ME: Oh, have you been?
KKK: No.
Another brilliant bit of misplaced, uneducated snobbery from my favourite colleague.
When I returned, she asked me how it was.
ME: Really nice actually, especially around the docks.
KKK: (disbelieving) Humph.
ME: You do know it was the City of Culture a few years ago?
KKK: Humph.
Obviously not.
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