Miss Blonde-Hairdresser is next. Mr P was only seeing this Ex for a few months, although in that time, she persuaded him to get a credit card which he subsequently maxed out and has only just finished paying off. Six years later.
Miss Blonde-Hairdresser was a renowned beauty, with a sylph-like figure and a cool, vintage wardrobe. Obviously, I hated her right from the off.
When I quizzed Mr P as to why he should dump this apparent goddess, he explained that they had been in town one day and had seen a white girl holding hands with a black man. She was disgusted and ranted on about how mixed race relationships were wrong, in her opinion.
Well. That ought to do it. Wonder where she hid her swastika.