Monthly Archives: September 2011

A Date Worse Than Death

Katie Cat and I were talking about what constitutes a date last night and we concluded that for a date to be a date, you cannot have kissed / slept with the other person. Therefore, I have never been on … Continue reading

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Calendar Girls

  In A Nutshell: A group of WI members have a go at raising money for charity by getting their kits off for a calendar. This film charts their rise to fame. Good Points: It’s a true story and although I … Continue reading

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Random Work Irritations #8

Mr P and I went to see Best Coast in Liverpool last month. When I booked the time off work, the darling racist KKK enquired as to where we were going. ME: Liverpool. KKK: (curling lip in distaste) Urgh. Dreadful … Continue reading

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The Ex-Files #2

Miss Blonde-Hairdresser is next. Mr P was only seeing this Ex for a few months, although in that time, she persuaded him to get a credit card which he subsequently maxed out and has only just finished paying off. Six years … Continue reading

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Random Work Irritations #7

KKK, KC and I were talking the other day. It was actually following the riots. We were all agreed that the little shits should be punished, no mention of race was brought up, we were all agreed on the matter. … Continue reading

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The Ex-Files #1

I’ve blogged before about my crippling paranoia. One of the things I get most paranoid about is Mr P’s ex-girlfriends. No matter how hard my friends try to get me to see sense by pointing out that, for one thing, there’s a … Continue reading

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The Difference Between Us

I always think I’m fairly open-minded when it comes to sex: I like talking about it and I’m willing to try most things (except anything involving animals, children or activities that should only be done behind a locked bathroom door). … Continue reading

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